Balleee! aka Richard Ball
Pronounced "Balleeeeeeeeeee" he is the baby of the team as well as the one with the looks to attract the opposite sex, although he is now happily married so the good times are over. He is a modest man both physically as well as in attitude. The most worrying thing is that he is the most experienced of all of us in the great outdoors and is actually a fully qualified Scout. We are not sure what this means but he has a nice woggle and seems to know his way around the odd mountain or two. His catch phrase to encourage the slower, fatter ones in the group is "..come on lads, final push!!!!" This appears to be something designed to encourage! Generally he can be heard yelling this over his shoulder about half a mile ahead and it is ALWAYS a lie! He is one of these fitter walkers who always gets to the resting place 10 minutes before anyone else and is ready to go just as the rest collapse at his feet!
Sadly, he has been unable to join recent clan gatherings and there are rumours that he has grown his hair and now goes by the name of Clare..........hmmmmmmmmmm.

SKILL LEVELS:
Mountain Goat - 10/10
Sex Appeal - 4/10
Beer/Lager Drinking - 5/10
Snoring - 1/10
Farting - 1/10
OVERALL GS RATING - 42%