The Boy aka Trevor Manual
Not the youngest of the group (not even close) but the youngest looking, although we must be clear this still does not make him the best looking!!! The Boy is also one of the original founders and so qualifies as an "Elder". Trips must be planned around his beloved football to ensure that he does not miss any Yeovil Town FC home games (who?.......a small town nestling in the County of Somersetshire and Trevors home town) or key matches being played by Arsenal. Ah well, there is one in every group.
Never ashamed of his opinions, Trev is always pleased to share his views about other people with most people and does not care if the other people hear. His tolerance of the human race is equalled only by the late Mother Teresa...........in fact if you look closely at his photo there is more than a striking resemblance - small, hunched and a bit shrivelled!!!
Trev always ensures the group rise at a reasonable hour, gently waking us to the sound of a quiet rumble from his small bottom. Not always loud but certainly long and persistent.

SKILL LEVELS:
Mountain Goat - 5/10
Sex Appeal - 5/10
Beer/Lager Drinking - 6/10
Snoring - 1/10
Farting - 10/10
OVERALL GS RATING - 54%