G I Jo aka Jolyon English
Jo is generally the fittest amongst us, mainly as he is a member of the TA (Territorial Army NOT Tossers Anonymous) and obviously is quite hard, although a cold shower will normally solve that small problem (yes I mean SMALL problem).
Jo has been known to sleep outside in just his pants in Autumn and will stand no nonsense from anybody.
Jolyon is very cultured as well as being Public School educated and can always be relied upon to ensure that we do not make any major social gaffs when in public. As a relative youngster we look to Jolyon to add some well needed street cred to the team. Sadly we haven't quite worked out how he can best do this but his nice C&A jumpers are certainly a step in the right direction.

SKILL LEVELS:
Mountain Goat - 8/10
Sex Appeal - 6/10
Beer/Lager Drinking - 7/10
Snoring - 1/10
Farting - 4/10
OVERALL GS RATING - 52%