Jabba aka Richard Hutton
Richard is one of the newer members of the fellowship. A quietly spoken fellow (Pathfinder often needs to ask him to SPEAK UP!) he is obviously a clear thinker, an intellectual giant and, unlike the rest of the fellowship, a proper grown up. Although still a bit new to the hill walking lark, what he lacks in experience he makes up for in enthusiasm. His little red sports car is definitely a bird puller but it is a bit of squeeze getting 5 other people in it, especially with rucksacks and boots! For some reason his bird pulling powers are much reduced when he is out with us, although it has to be said his wife and two children don't help either!
Amazingly for a GSF fellow, he has NEVER EVER been heard to pass wind! Incredible though this seems, we have received independent verification from Mrs Hutton. Whilst full of admiration for his obvious self control the other members DEFINITELY don’t want to be anywhere near him when it DOES blow. We just hope there is some warning.

SKILL LEVELS:
Mountain Goat - 1/10
Sex Appeal - 7/10
Beer/Lager Drinking - 5/10
Snoring - 7/10
Farting - 0/10
OVERALL GS RATING - 40%